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Kristen Stewart wears an ugly skirt, avoids Twihards in Australia

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Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner were sent down to Australia for a little early promotion for Eclipse. These photos are from a photo call on Monday – what do you think of Kristen’s bright yellow skirt? Eh. Her style is so weird. She’s got a nice figure, but too often she wears clothes that don’t really do much. Plus, she slouches. That oh-so-cool hipster slouch. Sorry, I’m still very much in a “I want to smack that self-righteous, self-pitying eyeroll off her doucheface” mood.

Pour a 40 out for Sparkles, because he was not invited to go along, and that’s a shame. I like Kristen better when she’s trying to avoid touching him. Actually, I think he probably got out of it because he’s filming in California for Water for Elephants. Lucky bloke. Anyway, those Aussie tweens are f-cking crazy, as evidenced last month by The Great Bieber Revolt (in which hundreds of Bieb-ettes went crazy and one of his shows had to cancelled). For one of Kristen and Taylor’s appearances, a short Q & A session, 4,000 Twihards showed up and basically just screamed their heads off for an hour.

But don‘t think that Americans are the only nationality with Twihard cougars – oh no. Australia also has some ladies of indeterminate age who love some Sparkles and Taylor Lautner. When asked about the cougars, Taylor replied, “They are twice as dangerous, three, four. You get mums that ask you to take your shirt off or sign their underwear… there’s a lot of stuff. They are definitely the most passionate and we love our cougar mums.” Aw… yeah, poor Taylor. I bet he gets propositioned by 50-year-old Twi-moms all the time. But you know who isn’t gracious at all? That’s right, everyone’s favorite sourpuss, Kristen Stewart. Coming off her stunning interview in Elle UK – where she seemed to compare the paparazzi to rapists – she decided to flip the bird to photographers, and then bitch about being hounded to anyone who would listen. According to Radar, one fan asked for Kristen‘s autograph, but she refused. The fan told Radar: “She was just in a bad mood because of the photographers. She sprinted along the wharf trying to get away. She was swearing at them and tried running into a restaurant, but the door was locked. She was saying, ‘Stop taking my picture’.”

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Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner in Australia on May 31, 2010. Credit: PCNphotos.com.

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